Emperor Gizmo

Emperor Gizmo speaking to you from an undisclosed location. I have heard rumors that the U.S. is currently in the process of selecting a new Presidential candidate. I shall remind everyone that I am your emperor now and that this process is unnecessary. I have reviewed both of these candidates credentials. I do not find that either of these candidates should be in power and I shall appoint someone to govern my territories for the U.S. You are probably asking yourself how could I possibly know the truth regarding each of these candidates. So I will list my reasons that they are not suitable.


1. They are both Liars.

2. They do not care about the people.

3. Donald Trump does wear a hair piece. Trust me on this one I have a inside source.

4. They are both are under investigation for different crimes. I really do not know why this should come as a shock to you but either way they are both crooks.


Now since I have listed some of the reasons why I am in control and they should not be lets get back to business. I will have advisers from all around the world to help me taking complete control of the world. I will start planning on visiting my countries to show you that I do love my humans but I will not tolerate anymore violence among the humans.

Be on the look out for my next communication.

Also do not fear that I may have harmed my human. She is still indisposed but has been given food and water. She also is being allowed to watch HGTV to occupy her imprisonment..I mean vacation.

Truly yours,
Emperor Gizmo