This is your new leader Gizmo speaking. I have taken over my humans computer and her blog. Since she is temporary indisposed I will now be writing to you. Within these blogs I will list the new set of rules and what my demands are. Do not displease me because I may have to dispose of you as well.
Rule 1: I will be called Emperor Gizmo
Rule 2: Humans will stop fighting among each other. I speak for all of the animal Kingdom when I say that I am tired of your petty differences and they will come to an end.
Rule 3: All stray animals will be given food, bath, medical attention, and lots of love.
Rule 4: Humans will start worshiping the cats as Gods again.
Humans I will be back in contact shortly and expect that these demands will be fulfilled.
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